Nice Try

It's that time again...

FRIDAY

Hooked on Fonix

Came across this ad in the jobs section of Craigslist:

Not another bogus slaes job ad - (LA County) <<sales

Good one.
The fact that "bogus" and "slaes" is right next to each other just proves that it IS just another bogus sales job. And for that matter, its a sales job by people who can't even spell "sales" so what credibility does that leave?
None.

Lesson here kiddies? Always spell check.


EDIT:

Found another one:

Guest Service Agent/Barterndar- Maison Hotel - (Beverly Hills) <<food/beverage/hospitality

haha, Barterndar? Oh dear. This is starting to get fun.

Caution

EDIT:

I've never noticed before, but apparently according to Fullerton City Ordinance, dancing is designated in front of the DJ only. God forbid there be any fun having anywhere besides in front of the DJ. And please take note that this was the only caution sign to the public. So fighting is O.K. just don't get caught dancing by the bar... or else.

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Here I sit blogging at work, when I'm not supposed to be.

Tee hee hee

I'm so rebellious.

Have a good one

The Comeback

Incubus is making a comeback with this new song and Brandon Boyd is as beautiful as always.

I have a shirt just like the one he's wearing...
we're so meant to be!

That's the way love goes

How to Impress a Lady

Fellas, here's one of those life lessons you should always keep in mind. Realistically, you may never achieve this, but I'll throw it at you anyway.

This one brought to you by Disney.

Lesson: Chase a lady who can read a book.
Bonus: Chase a lady who can read lots of books
The Catch: Surprise her with a library



Now, you might have to be an animated beast in a Disney movie to afford a ballin' ass room filled with books like this to really impress a lady. But... if you can think up a clever way to size up 'the beast' then you can consider yourself 'a beast' as well. And if you're after a girl who can't appreciate some good literature, then you probably shouldn't be chasing her. In fact, if YOU don't appreciate some good literature and aren't chasing a girl who doesn't appreciate a good book either then both of you probably belong in the zoo.

So, if you'd agree that a lady worth chasing is a lady like Belle, who appreciates the more wholesome things in life, then you better get crackin on figuring out how to get that library. Hey, the answer might even be in a book somewhere. Go read one.

In the meantime,
Watch and learn.

WTH?

So I thought this was funny...

Mom: "Oh yeah, this Friday I won't be home"
Me: "Why?"
M: "I'm going to a concert"
M: "Which one?"
M: "A Styx concert"
M: "What the hell?! Do you even know who Styx is?"
M: "Yea, they're an 80's rock band right?"
M: "Yeah, I guess... but they're a rock band"

Point of the story is, if you know my mom and you know Styx, you'll know that the two don't go together. So it'll be interesting to find out what the outcome will be. I predict two probabilities,

1. she'll walk out the concert midway and realize she wasn't meant for it
2. she'll walk out of the concert learning it was a life-changing event, and she'll never be the same.

Heck, the only reason I know who Styx is, is through the movie Big Daddy where Julian quotes,
"He taught me to pee on a building and that Styx is the greatest band in the world and they only got a bad rep because most critics are cynical assholes!"

And so I leave you this:

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Hungry?

Ever been so hungry your eyes glaze over and zone in at the first sight of something to eat?





Yea, I'm sure we can all relate.


Photos courtesy of: Dizzie

Culture Shock

Forty minutes away from home is a place called Newport Beach.

Where 20-something year old entrepreneurs make fifteen hundred dollar purchases on impulse,

where women glisten in their all-plastic glory,

families walk their kids on leashes and push their pets in strollers,
and oh yeah it's also my place of "work" where I sometimes have to remind myself I'm just forty minutes from home and not on another planet.

You can consider this,
a. an answer to your question "what've you been up to?"
b. a rant
c. a plea for another job
d. all of the above




With that said, you know where to find me...

Newport Beach.

Right on

I scream!

For free icecream!

All Haagen Dazs locations are giving away free scoops from 4-8PM to help the honeybees.

Stop

Saw one of these the other day.

Very sweet.

If you wanna check it out it's at the 10E on-ramp on West Covina Pkwy/Pacific

Hey ma

Mustache ride?

guaranteed to get startling reactions



yet offer some comic relief in the bedroom

Soccer mom

Forgive me for the lack of updates, but it took me forever to find the right pictures for this collage.

I'm totally diggin the soccer mom look.



If you've known me long enough you'll know that I've had short hair for a long time, and now that I've finally grown it out I've been itching to cut it short again.

But should I go to the soccer-mom extreme?!

Share your thoughts.
Because it took me a long time to make this post. =)