Come the holidays also comes quality family time. My family, particularly my aunt, never runs out of things to say that unintentionally keeps us entertained.
me: Do you have internet?
Tita Lily: Yea!
me: What's the password?
Tita Lily: It's upstairs
me: What's upstairs?
Tita Lily: My passport
me: NO not your passport! Your PASSWORD!
Oh dear....
....minutes later
me: Can my friend Saj come over?
Tita Lily: Who?
me: My friend Saj
Tita Lily: What?!
me: Sajed
Tita Lily: ....sausage??
Perfect.